we have adapted to change

• Whit.
• Too old for tumblr.
• Nerd of all trades, master of none.
• Co-editor of Shousetsu Bang*Bang, a webzine of original gay sexy stories.
• My Shousetsu Bang*Bang stories can be found here.
• I am beeblebabe on Livejournal and whitneyarner on Twitter.
• I like watching people do smooches. An important thing you should know about me is that I own the URL manpelt.com.
• Blog is occasionally NSFW (depending on where you work,) but I tag for that.
Recent Tweets @whitneyarner

cathysphere:

unacceptable

iron-eater:

Photoshop, 2013

These are both the covers for some ebooks that my husband and I recently completed and an advertisement of the fact that they are now on sale for $2.99 each! Amazon Prime members can read them for free, and there is no DRM on any of these works. Share all you want, but if it’s possible and you enjoyed them we’d love if you could kick a little cash our way.

To the surprise of no one who reads this blog, all three of these stories involve humans—or, in one case, an elf—getting into consensual sexy situations with monsters. They are each standalone stories that use different characters and plots, and all three include content warnings in their summaries to help reduce the Unwanted Ick that can bubble up when reading somebody else’s porn. These conveniently double as “spoilers” for people who are into some of the acts included…

Check them out at the Verity Kenning author page!

Signal boosts appreciated!

felonyfey:

decayedintelligence:


There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.

Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

(via king-in-yellow)

cathysphere:

ahanniblog:

riannafinch:

ahahahahaahahaha

AMANDA

RIANNA I’ M SCRE AMING

MOTHER GODDAMN EFF

hellotailor:

cthonical:

the-platonic-blow:

Hannibal [1x08 Trou Normand] - In which Dr. Hannibal Lecter does the dishes

#THIS IS STRANGELY AROUSING #ALSO LOOKS LIKE IT JUST CAME OUT OF ANY DOMESTIC!FIC EVER #I LOVE THIS SHOW #HANNIBAL. YOUR ARMS. YOUR HANDS. YOUR EVERYTHING.

but seriously though, HANNIBAL IS LITERALLY A DOMESTIC FIC. 90% of the show is footage of cooking, eating, interior decoration, appliances, beautiful clothes, and scenes where people snipe affectionately at one another. the other 10% is violent homicide.

baysalt:

I always do :’)

baysalt:

I always do :’)

(via blurds)

noyoupodcast:

So here’s some dumb photoshops I made based on Episode 17.

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dogsincars:

Koala driving car

STAND ON IT, AGNES

dogsincars:

Koala driving car

STAND ON IT, AGNES

(via fyeahcelebsholdingkoalas)