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• Whit.
• Too old for tumblr.
• Nerd of all trades, master of none.
• Co-editor of Shousetsu Bang*Bang, a webzine of original gay sexy stories.
• My Shousetsu Bang*Bang stories can be found here.
• I am beeblebabe on Livejournal and whitneyarner on Twitter.
• I like watching people do smooches. An important thing you should know about me is that I own the URL manpelt.com.
• Blog is occasionally NSFW (depending on where you work,) but I tag for that.
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Posts tagged "hannah hart"

mydrunkkitchen:

COMING OUT (Ch. 1)

I love you hartooooooooo

  • sodomquake: I like about this horror movie that the white people are actually blue-collar, but the girl looks like Harto and that's upsetting
  • sodomquake: don't be in a horror movie, you're too drunk to fight ghosts!!
  • ladysisyphus: The girl totally looks like Harto.
  • ladysisyphus: Harto and Heather Mason should team up together and take down Silent Hill.
  • sodomquake: oh snap
  • sodomquake: I think Ms. Hart would mostly be a liability in Silent Hill though
  • ladysisyphus: Drinking ALL the health drinks.
  • sodomquake: I'm gonna eat this because it was on the ground!
  • sodomquake: THAT has too many legs.
  • sodomquake: FREDERICK
  • relvetica: there was a hole here. Aaaannnnnnd it's gone now.
  • ladysisyphus: We filled it with cheese!
  • sodomquake: Silent Hill 13 3/4: Cheese Is Trapped, So, You Can't Have Any Cheese
  • sodomquake: she's looking for her cheese, it's about this tall, has an orange rind...

bonus my hungover kitchen

It is said that the best way to open a champagne cork is to do it so gently that it make no more noise than lover’s sigh.

I’m just saying, harto

I’m saying I’m really good at opening champagne bottles

(via mydrunkkitchen)

mydrunkkitchen:

MY DRUNK KITCHEN: CARAMEL APPLES!

w/ Felicia Day!

I ship it.

Because I want Hannah Hart to be my bride, and because I’ve had this song stuck in my head for days.

Also, if you haven’t seen My Drunk Kitchen, you’re missing out.