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In the interests of SKIENCE, I am going to talk about a very important question:
ARE “HAWKEYE” AND “HAWKGUY” REALLY PRONOUNCED THE SAME?
Warning: this will contain large images, phonetics and Midwestern USian vowels. Don’t click on the cut if you dun wanna.
Yuletart 2012 art by theopteryx
Here’s my second piece for Yuletart this year! The prompt was the Avengers + Mardi Gras, an idea that combines two of my favorite things and continues to delight me. I want to party with Thor real bad.
Happy New Year, everybody!
someone asked me to do Hawkguy fanart buuuuut there’s so much Clint going around that I thought I’d do DOG COPS fanart instead. it counts ok.
i dont know what DOG COPS is but in my head its a gritty crime drama featuring Doggy Staccato and Emmaltese Peel. so. there.
HAWKGUY IS A GOOD COMIC GO GET IT
Characters: Loki, Thor, Nick Fury, and Hawkeye (Genderbents)
Series: The Avengers
Oh shit, fuck yeah Nichelle Fury!
Oh Hawkeye, your name’s a distraction
from that which is your main attraction,
Though your eyes may peer,
at your butt where’s we leer.
It’s an ass of the finest extraction.With each arrow you pull from your quiver
my loins take up a new shiver.
My aim’s also true;
I know just what I’ll do
to your body, so stand and deliver.Hawkeye’s a gent made for brooding,
but his mien and physique, they are feuding.
His glare says “Away!”,
but his bum begs me stay
to immediately proceed with the nude-ing.Your arms or your ass — which is best?
How ‘bout you take me back to your nest.
I’m an expert, you see;
a few hours with me
and I know you’ll forget Budapest.Sweet Hawk, you arouse all my passion;
to your lips, my own I would fasten.
Even when you went bad
still your looks drove me mad —
‘cause you put the ass in assassin.
Thanks for the cognitive recalibration / no prob / heeyyy have I ever toldyou about my best friend ssteve? / tony you’re very drunk tony stop / (I hate everything) / Come along brother!
Next panel: Hulk carrying all six of them.
(via smallmonday)
Drink me, make me feel real
Wet your beak in the stream
I permanantly associate this song with this Utena AMV:
And it’s late and I’m tired, so sure, be the Rose Bride, Hawkeye.
…on further consideration, yeah, I would enjoy fanart of Natasha done up like Utena, but I don’t know how much further I want to take that thought train before we end up at the stop where Hulk is a shadowplay girl. SMASHIRA SMASHIRA GOZONJI SMASHIRA
…
I BETTER GO TO BED
