we have adapted to change
• Whit.
• Too old for tumblr.
• Nerd of all trades, master of none.
• Co-editor of Shousetsu Bang*Bang, a webzine of original gay sexy stories.
• My Shousetsu Bang*Bang stories can be found here.
• I am beeblebabe on Livejournal and whitneyarner on Twitter.
• I like watching people do smooches. An important thing you should know about me is that I own the URL manpelt.com.
• Blog is occasionally NSFW (depending on where you work,) but I tag for that.
• Too old for tumblr.
• Nerd of all trades, master of none.
• Co-editor of Shousetsu Bang*Bang, a webzine of original gay sexy stories.
• My Shousetsu Bang*Bang stories can be found here.
• I am beeblebabe on Livejournal and whitneyarner on Twitter.
• I like watching people do smooches. An important thing you should know about me is that I own the URL manpelt.com.
• Blog is occasionally NSFW (depending on where you work,) but I tag for that.
Recent Tweets
@whitneyarner
Posts tagged "props to riverbankstalk for coming up with some of this"
- Tuna: As someone said, I ship Steve/Tony because I ship Bruce/myself :D Tony and Steve can eyefuck each other over some white meat!
- Whit: Personal internal fanon: Tony/Steve, and then Bruce/Pepper! Because she is too good for Tony and also WHY NOT
- Tuna: "If you Hulk out near my art collection, I will STAB YOU WITH THESE LOUBOUTINS, now come back to bed." I CAN SEE IT.
- Whit: Where he's Hulked out and she just YELLS HIM DOWN with a pointed finger in his big green face.
- Tuna: "I HAVE FACED DOWN TONY STARK ON A THREE-DAY CAFFEINE BENDER, YOU DON'T SCARE ME, NOW GET BACK HERE AND PUT SOME PANTS ON."
- Whit: And Hulk just sits down and she hands him a box of animal crackers. Crumb-covered naked Bruce thinks 'I gotta get her some flowers.'
- Whit: This ship can be called: Dr. Pepper
- Tuna: I… I have no comeback to that, it is too perfect, I salute you. BA-DUM-CHING! Better than Pepperoni any day.
- Tuna: We gotta put this on Tumblr and con some poor fanartist into drawing this. And some product placement. I'm just saying.
- Whit: DO IT
- Tuna: YOU DO IT
- Whit: OH FINE
